2024 FOSP: Women's Picks & Results Thread

[JTContinental]

Welcome all to the 2024 FOSP! Regular rules apply, so like an American man on clay, if you see red, you're dead.

[JTContinental]

161stAndChilla: Volynets>>Noskova>>Keys>>Bouzkova>>Mertens>>Vondrousova>>Zheng
3mlm: Shnaider
Adicecream: Garcia>>Begu>>Mertens>>Bouzkova>>Navarro>>Samsonova
Airmutable: Garcia>>Pera>>Navarro>>Bouzkova>>Keys>>Samsonova
Ajay.gov: Garcia>>Fernandez>>Navarro>>Ostapenko
Aleape: Siniakova>>Kalinina
Alias47: Osaka>>Fernandez>>Kerber
Alvinlimtc: Anisimova>>Parry>>Martic>>Vondrousova>>Navarro>>Vekic
Bankerb4: Krejcikova
Bernadette27: Yastremska>>Pera>>Kerber
Blomgren: Garcia>>Fernandez>>Navarro>>Bouzkova>>Noskova
Bluereggie: Shnaider
BouchardBoiledEggs: Krejcikova
Cantplaytennis420: Ostapenko>>Pavlyuchenkova>>Cirstea
CanuckRaonic: - Siniakova>>Fernandez>>Mertens>>Vondrousova>>Navarro>>Vekic
Casperpod: Krejcikova
Catman: Kostyuk>>Fernandez>>M. Andreeva>>Siniakova
Cdavid99: Shnaider
Charlie02123: Osaka>>Pavlyuchenkova>>M. Andreeva>>Potapova>>No Pick
Chiara: Garcia>>Vondrousova>>Kasatkina>>No Pick
Contactpoint32: Osaka>>Fernandez>>Stearns>>Cocciaretto>>Svitolina>>No Pick
CyborgShoes: Shnaider
DU Pioneers: Osaka>>Fernandez>>Kerber
Dave g: Krejcikova
Dollymix: Yastremska>>Sakkari
Dowser55: Yastremska>>Noskova>>Azarenka>>Bouzkova>>Navarro>>Samsonova
Ducklynt: Volynets>>Fernandez>>Martic>>Bouzkova>>Mertens>>Vekic
Elchie: Anisimova>>Pera>>No Pick
Equipped: Krejcikova
Eskimo53: Siniakova>>Noskova>>Navarro>>Bouzkova>>Mertens>>Samsonova
Esquared88: Yastremska>>Fernandez>>Navarro>>Siniakova
Fastbackss: Siniakova>>Fernandez>>Navarro>>Bouzkova>>Zheng>>Samsonova
Federer70: Osaka>>No Pick
Federex: Siniakova>>Noskova>>Navarro>>Potapova>>Paolini>>Vondrousova>>Zheng
Flowerchild39: Shnaider
Franchise: Siniakova>>Fernandez>>M. Andreeva>>Bouzkova>>Navarro>>Potapova>>Paolini
G2gaynor: Garcia>>Noskova>>Kerber
Gacritter: Kostyuk>>Pera>>Uchijima>>Siniakova
Gff0: Anisimova>>Begu>>Stearns>>Bouzkova>>Zheng>>Samsonova
Glarange: Kudermetova
Grancordero: Siniakova>>Collins>>Krueger
GreenGourd: Shnaider
Gunner: Siniakova>>Parry>>Martic>>Bouzkova>>Paolini>>Samsonova

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Herodotus: Yastremska>>Parry>>Martic>>Bouzkova>>Navarro>>>Vekic
Hoangers: Anisimova>>Kalinskaya>>Mertens>>Siniakova
HotChocolate: Siniakova>>No Pick
Hummingbird: Garcia>>Noskova>>Mertens>>Bouzkova>>Paolini>>Samsonova
Improbabledream: Kostyuk>>Alexandrova
Irena2: Kostyuk>>Noskova>>Mertens>>Bouzkova>>Navarro>>Samsonova
IronMike: Siniakova>>Noskova>>Navarro>>Potapova>>Paolini>>Samsonova
Janebowles: Garcia>>Noskova>>M. Andreeva>>Siniakova
Jason11E: Siniakova>>Bucsa>>Stearns>>Bouzkova>>Navarro>>Vondrousova>>Svitolina
Jatagen: Siniakova>>Pavlyuchenkova>>Mertens>>Bouzkova>>Navarro>>Samsonova
Jazzyg: Krejcikova
Jeff from TX: Osaka>>Begu>>Stearns>>Bouzkova>>Navarro>>Samsonova
Jennifer Mcdonald: Shnaider
Jkfinaz: Krejcikova
Jlhct: Siniakova>>Potapova>>M. Andreeva>>Cocciaretto>>Svitolina>>Samsonova
Joanjettson: Osaka>>Jabeur>>Mertens>>Bouzkova>>Zheng>>Potapova>>Svitolina
JTContinental: Shnaider
Jumpfroggy: Shnaider
Karl Nimeni: Shnaider
Karlovicfanclub: Krejcikova
Khethux: van Uytvanck
Kknudsen: Shnaider
Kokomuck: Krejcikova
Ktothem1: Shnaider
Kzt123: Anisimova>>Pavlyuchenkova>>M. Andreeva>>Fernandez>>Navarro>>Vekic
Lauriejo: Yastremska>>Pavlyuchenkova>>Navarro>>Siniakova
Lbk77: Yastremska>>Fernandez>>Mertens>>Bouzkova>>Navarro>>Samsonova
Led14pa2: Osaka>>Fernandez>>Azarenka>>Siniakova
Leemur: Yastremska>>Fernandez>>No Pick
Liamvalid: Siniakova>>Noskova>>Uchijima>>Potapova>>Navarro>>Samsonova
Lokomotiv lemnos: Kostyuk>>Noskova>>Navarro>>Potapova>>Pavlyuchenkova
Lukeorion: Anisimova>>Paolini>>M. Andreeva>>Potapova>>Navarro>>Vekic
Manila smash: Yastremska>>Parry>>Mertens>>Ostapenko
Mayorghouliani: Shnaider
Mcbride10s: Siniakova>>Fernandez>>Navarro>>Bouzkova>>Kalinskaya
Meganfernandez: Shnaider
Merdon: Anisimova>>Jabeur>>Kasatkina>>Bouzkova>>Svitolina>>Samsonova
Michelle_fenlon: Garcia>>Fernandez>>Stearns>>Bouzkova>>Paolini>>Vekic
Mikeprice444: Krejcikova
Motobass: Yastremska>>Kalinskaya>>Mertens>>Kostyuk
Mr_socko: Garcia>>Noskova>>No Pick
Mu_royals: Kostyuk>>Fernandez>>Krueger
Munchin: Trevisan
NatLee: Yastremska>>Collins>>Mertens>>Ostapenko
NaughtyT: Yastremska>>Noskova>>Navarro>>Fernandez>>Mertens>>Samsonova
Naughtyboiosu: Osaka>>Jabeur>>Uchijima>>Bouzkova>>Mertens>>Samsonova
Nelslus: Shnaider
New England Nitemare: Shnaider
Noedee: Krejcikova
Oliver0001: Osaka>>Pavlyuchenkova>>Kerber
Omegadoom: Shnaider
Omess: Shnaider
Oploskoffie: Shnaider
Patmanmo: Yastremska>>Noskova>>Navarro>>Bouzkova>>Svitolina>>Vekic
Patrick: Kostyuk>>Noskova>>Navarro>>No Pick
Paulfmcintyre: Volynets>>Pavlyuchenkova>>Kerber
Pharmanimal: Garcia>>Fernandez>>Mertens>>Yastremska>>Svitolina>>Potapova>>Paolini
Philly10: Siniakova>>Noskova>>Navarro>>Potapova>>Mertens>>Samsonova
Ponchi101: Shnaider
Ptmcmahon: Siniakova>>Fernandez>>Navarro>>Bouzkova>>Paolini>>Samsonova
Pudding: Shnaider

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Rashmi: Shnaider
RedWard: Krejcikova
Rktct2b: Siniakova>>Pavlyuchenkova>>Mertens>>Bouzkova>>Paolini>>Samsonova
Roger Musiala: Kudermetova
Ron@tennisreporters: Shnaider
SMC_mom: Kostyuk>>Noskova>>Navarro>>Siniakova
Seamzten18: Osaka>>Pavlyuchenkova>>M. Andreeva>>Bouzkova>>Navarro>>Vondrousova>>Svitolina
Sh79: Shnaider
Shmrck14: Kudermetova
Skim5150: Osaka>>Pavlyuchenkova>>Mertens>>Collins
Slamdog: Siniakova>>Pavlyuchenkova>>Navarro>>Garcia
Sluggo-13: Volynets>>Bogdan>>Martic>>Cocciaretto>>No Pick
Spencerlee: Osaka>>Begu>>Kerber
Sportsfan: Shnaider
Suliso: Shnaider
Sw195ae: Zidansek>>Alexandrova
Tcard: Anisimova>>Osorio>>No Pick
Tenedab: Shnaider
Tennis Baller: Garcia>>No Pick
Tennisbrp: Krejcikova
Texasniteowl: Shnaider
Togtdyalttai: Yastremska>>Pavlyuchenkova>>Mertens>>No Pick
Tolulops: Shnaider
TwineTime: Garcia>>Pavlyuchenkova>>Navarro>>Ostapenko
Ubermitch: Shnaider
Udaneri: Garcia>>Hadda Maia
Valynn: Siniakova>>Sakkari
Verbalvolleys: Kudermetova
Vexchaps: Shnaider
Wbeauchesne: Garcia>>Paolini>>Keys>>Collins
Weefunk: Krejcikova
Zephyrstorm03: Siniakova>>Fernandez>>Stearns>>Bouzkova>>Navarro>>Vekic

[JTContinental]

I count 136 players to start our game, most of you who will leave here bitter and disappointed in just a few days time. But fear not, for as always, Tuesday Morning Quarterback is here to judge your picks at the end of each round, and let you know if they are STANK as an early morning fish market or DANK as a mushroomy brie.

Day 1 numbers

Diana Shnaider 35
Katerina Siniakova 21
Caroline Garcia 15
Barbora Krejcikova 14
Dayana Yastremska 14
Naomi Osaka 12
Amanda Anisimova 8
Marta Kostyuk 8
Veronika Kudermetova 4
Katie Volynets 4
Alona Ostapenko 1
Martina Trevisan 1
Alison van Uytvanck 1
Tamara Zidansek 1

[ponchi101]

Day 1, and I am already in a bandwagon.
I will never learn...

[meganfernandez]

Day 1, and I am already in a bandwagon.
I will never learn...

Yikes, me too.

[meganfernandez]

Day 1, and I am already in a bandwagon.
I will never learn...

Yikes, me too.

We are fired.

[naughtyT]

Bandwagon meets cliff.

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The blood sank deep into the terre batu yesterday, taking out a big chunk of the pool already. Add in 3 no picks, subtracting 2 zombies and 1 person who tried to stroll in on day 2 and start playing (stowaway?), that leaves us with only 82 for Day 2.

The numbers

Leylah Fernandez 20
Linda Noskova 17
Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova 13
Irina-Camila Begu 4
Diane Parry 4
Bernarda Pera 4
Ons Jabeur 3
Ekaterina Alexandrova 2
Danielle Collins 2
Anna Kalinskaya 2
Jasmine Paolini 2
Maria Sakkari 2
Ana Bogdan 1
Cristina Bucsa 1
Beatriz Haddad Maia 1
Anhelina Kalinina 1
Camila Osorio 1
Anastasia Potapova 1
Marketa Vondrousova 1

[joanjettson]

The Trevisan Rule only works for the second week of RG, and only before 2023.

[meganfernandez]

The blood sank deep into the terre batu yesterday, taking out a big chunk of the pool already. Add in 3 no picks, subtracting 2 zombies and 1 person who tried to stroll in on day 2 and start playing (stowaway?), that leaves us with only 82 for Day 2.

A stowaway! Love it.

[naughtyT]

I almost fell victim to the Girl From Ipanema... she went walking.
I joined the Noskova crew instead... Phew

[JTContinental]

The tennis gods seemed mostly satisfied with the massive sacrifice from Day 1, content instead to nibble around the edges of the pool yesterday and only nabbing a few strays. We had 4 no picks and 1 zombie, leaving us with 72 remaining players.

The breakdown

Emma Navarro 19
Elise Mertens 15
Mirra Andreeva 8
Angelique Kerber 7
Peyton Stearns 6
Petra Martic 5
Moyuka Uchijima 3
Victoria Azarenka 2
Daria Kasatkina 2
Madison Keys 2
Ashlyn Krueger 2
Sorana Cirstea 1

Remember to tune in after the end of Round 1 for the 2024 inaugural edition of STANK or DANK!

[Grancordero]

Only two Kruegers? Am I on the wrong side this time?