2024 Australian Open Losers' Lounge. The Yarn Barn

[atlpam]

Half-cheeked on Day 1. I guess I forgot the rule about picking Chinese players. Thanks for nothing Xinyu Wang.
Give me a table outside and slather me with Blue Lizard sunscreen until my other cheek joins me.

How about just a plain blue lizard?
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He’s cute - he can keep me company!

[nelslus]

....WELL, in honor of my Pool choice of Bublik, who somehow always finds a way to look dirty and unsexy- I should be ordering a dirty martini. But, since I don't drink alcohol- just set me up with a burger and diet coke, next to something that is unclean and useless (and also not a current "presidential candidate", please.) Which is all we 21 Bublik choosers deserve.

[texasniteowl]

And I'm now done on both sides. Martic lead 4-1 in the 3rd set and lost it.

Now I need sleep, so something to knock me out?

[atlpam]

I will leave my lizard friend to the sunny patio and move my double-cheeked behind into the air conditioning for the rest of the tournament thanks to Lajovic. My only consolation is that several other options I considered also went down in flames. A pitcher of ice cold, fresh squeezed lemonade, please, not too sweet so I’ll have an excuse for the sour look on my face.

[ponchi101]

....WELL, in honor of my Pool choice of Bublik, who somehow always finds a way to look dirty and unsexy- I should be ordering a dirty martini. But, since I don't drink alcohol- just set me up with a burger and diet coke, next to something that is unclean and useless (and also not a current "presidential candidate", please.) Which is all we 21 Bublik choosers deserve.

Healthy enough for you?

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[ponchi101]

And I'm now done on both sides. Martic lead 4-1 in the 3rd set and lost it.

Now I need sleep, so something to knock me out?

Australian whisky. Three bottles, all for you:

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[ponchi101]

I will leave my lizard friend to the sunny patio and move my double-cheeked behind into the air conditioning for the rest of the tournament thanks to Lajovic. My only consolation is that several other options I considered also went down in flames. A pitcher of ice cold, fresh squeezed lemonade, please, not too sweet so I’ll have an excuse for the sour look on my face.

I hear somebody here got some whisky. Maybe you want to sit with them?

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[nelslus]

....WELL, in honor of my Pool choice of Bublik, who somehow always finds a way to look dirty and unsexy- I should be ordering a dirty martini. But, since I don't drink alcohol- just set me up with a burger and diet coke, next to something that is unclean and useless (and also not a current "presidential candidate", please.) Which is all we 21 Bublik choosers deserve.

Healthy enough for you?


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.....NOTHING dirty and useless included with my loser's meal?!?!? I don't even know you.

[Oploskoffie]

Picked Caroline Garcia against my own rule of steering clear of French players as long as possible. So, here I am. Poop.

[Oploskoffie]

Ah, and Tiafoe sees me double-cheeked within the space of two hours. What a way to start the day

[ponchi101]

Yep, the ugliest side of the Aussie Open SP. You wake up to find out you are dead.
I picked Tiafoe with no confidence, so I deserve this.
4th day is not that bad, but also not that good.