2024 WSP: Women's Picks & Results Thread
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Re: 2024 WSP: Women's Picks & Results Thread
Very surprised seven people took Wang and no one took Dart.
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.....OK, wait just a second here, Mister.....THIS is all that you've got for we 34 fools who decided to make the wretched pick of Kathy Boulter?!?!?!?! I/We don't even know you.JTContinental wrote: ↑Sat Jul 06, 2024 9:13 am There was a slight delay in round 2 of STANK or DANK as TMQ overexerted slightly in the oppressive West Coast heat wave today, but we are back on track to let you know if your losing pick was as DANK being caught in a refreshing early morning Wimbledon rain shower or as STANK as accidentally falling into the Thames. Find out now!
Katie Boulter (34 victims) A begrudging DANK given the gaudy H2H that heavily favors (or favours, since she's British) Boulter, even though she barely avoided being pierced by the Dart just a couple of weeks ago on the same surface.
Clara Burel (9 victims) STANK Did we perhaps confuse her with recent French Open R16er Clara Tauson? No matter, she lost early too.
Leylah Fernandez (4 victims) DANK Just when she lures you into thinking Fernandez might be back to her finals at the US Open heights, she pulls the rug out from under you time and time again.
Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova (4 victims) DANK TMQ originally planned to tell you that Zhu is superior on this surface, but we all know how that turned out, so never mind. Great pick!
Caroline Garcia (3 victims) STANK It's been two years now since Garcia has been a reliable choice in these contests, yet she continues to inexplicably entice victims into her death trap.
Katerina Siniakova (3 victims) DANK Her grass court season has been as untamed as her seemingly constantly electrified hair, so it's only fitting that it ends with a wild, topsy turvy loss.
Sloane Stephens (3 victims) STANK I mean, everyone except the three of you were surprised she won her first round match.
Jessica Pegula (1 victim) DANK She fernandezed you by winning a grass court title, but then reverted to her 2024 form.
Yuliia Starodubtseva (1 victim) STANK TMQ watched this match, and Starodubtseva looked shellshocked the entire time, and her body language was hangdog and tentative even when she was winning.
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Re: 2024 WSP: Women's Picks & Results Thread
Really? Dart was bound to have a let down after achieving a career goal of defeating another mediocre Brit.
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I was ready to lay you losers out, but then that H2H was pretty compelling...nelslus wrote: ↑Sat Jul 06, 2024 4:42 pm.....OK, wait just a second here, Mister.....THIS is all that you've got for we 34 fools who decided to make the wretched pick of Kathy Boulter?!?!?!?! I/We don't even know you.JTContinental wrote: ↑Sat Jul 06, 2024 9:13 am There was a slight delay in round 2 of STANK or DANK as TMQ overexerted slightly in the oppressive West Coast heat wave today, but we are back on track to let you know if your losing pick was as DANK being caught in a refreshing early morning Wimbledon rain shower or as STANK as accidentally falling into the Thames. Find out now!
Katie Boulter (34 victims) A begrudging DANK given the gaudy H2H that heavily favors (or favours, since she's British) Boulter, even though she barely avoided being pierced by the Dart just a couple of weeks ago on the same surface.
Clara Burel (9 victims) STANK Did we perhaps confuse her with recent French Open R16er Clara Tauson? No matter, she lost early too.
Leylah Fernandez (4 victims) DANK Just when she lures you into thinking Fernandez might be back to her finals at the US Open heights, she pulls the rug out from under you time and time again.
Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova (4 victims) DANK TMQ originally planned to tell you that Zhu is superior on this surface, but we all know how that turned out, so never mind. Great pick!
Caroline Garcia (3 victims) STANK It's been two years now since Garcia has been a reliable choice in these contests, yet she continues to inexplicably entice victims into her death trap.
Katerina Siniakova (3 victims) DANK Her grass court season has been as untamed as her seemingly constantly electrified hair, so it's only fitting that it ends with a wild, topsy turvy loss.
Sloane Stephens (3 victims) STANK I mean, everyone except the three of you were surprised she won her first round match.
Jessica Pegula (1 victim) DANK She fernandezed you by winning a grass court title, but then reverted to her 2024 form.
Yuliia Starodubtseva (1 victim) STANK TMQ watched this match, and Starodubtseva looked shellshocked the entire time, and her body language was hangdog and tentative even when she was winning.![]()
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Re: 2024 WSP: Women's Picks & Results Thread
Agree. Way too kind on a pick that was a stinking disaster.nelslus wrote: ↑Sat Jul 06, 2024 4:42 pm.....OK, wait just a second here, Mister.....THIS is all that you've got for we 34 fools who decided to make the wretched pick of Kathy Boulter?!?!?!?! I/We don't even know you.JTContinental wrote: ↑Sat Jul 06, 2024 9:13 am There was a slight delay in round 2 of STANK or DANK as TMQ overexerted slightly in the oppressive West Coast heat wave today, but we are back on track to let you know if your losing pick was as DANK being caught in a refreshing early morning Wimbledon rain shower or as STANK as accidentally falling into the Thames. Find out now!
Katie Boulter (34 victims) A begrudging DANK given the gaudy H2H that heavily favors (or favours, since she's British) Boulter, even though she barely avoided being pierced by the Dart just a couple of weeks ago on the same surface.
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Re: 2024 WSP: Women's Picks & Results Thread
The picks have been surprisingly unSTANKy this tournament.
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Re: 2024 WSP: Women's Picks & Results Thread
(DELETED). Dart was two games away from winning today, and Boulter is not mediocre.
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Re: 2024 WSP: Women's Picks & Results Thread
That's true enough. If you count still being in the Pool as stupid on every front. Have a blessed Sunday.
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