2023 USOSP: UPDATED Women's Picks & Results Thread

[Fastbackss]

Phantasm reference was a chef's kiss.

Coquettish naivete is a brilliant combination of words that I have made my mission to use in conversation before end of the work week

[Tolulops]

So I logged on to pick my last available player and bow out (I thought) and woot another medal. Couldn't be more pleased

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[ponchi101]

And now for our main attraction--the losers! Join me to see if your R16 or QF losing pick was as STANK as a urine-soaked New York City alleyway baking in the early September sun, or as DANK as a verdant rooftop penthouse garden overlooking a urine-soaked New York City alleyway. Let's find out now!

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Caroline Wozniacki (2 victims) STANK Wozniacki winning this match her third tournament back was a delusional fantasy. However, I counted at least two winners off Wozniacki's racquet, so if nothing else, her comeback was worth it because she doubled her career winner total.

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The descriptions of NYC alleyways should get you a mini-pulitzer
And indeed, Caro learned to hit one winner per match, during her hiatus.

[jazzyg]

First medal ever for me in a women's SP, and I've pretty much entered all of them starting in 2006 or 2007.

[ptmcmahon]

2008...2014...2023
Once a decade, I get a medal
Thanks, Madison!

Now you can coast for 7 years

[joanjettson]

Sabalenka delivers!

[JTContinental]

And that's our game! This match was meaningless!