Talk About Tennis 2.0

ponchi101 wrote: ↑Sat Jun 26, 2021 6:17 pm Scottish pub. Fein beers ‘n ales.

Welcome, welcome two duh Pub off Payne. Eve jew oar hear, eat means duh noose is no good. But comm inn, lads ‘n lassies, we half a fein collection of drinks two drain your surrows.
Allow me two tell jew. We half:
SORROW. Eh fein, modern IPA, strung on duh bitter. Eat is a choice fur doze that maid eh sensible peak, ‘n steel found themselves deed when duh peak lust. Eat comms with a said uff fish ‘n cheeps, duh fish being dip ‘fraid salted sturgeon ‘n the cheeps maid of manioc.
REPENT. Eh strung Pilsner, with uh lung lasting bitterness dot follows fur a whale. Wee recommend eat fur doze dot head s’veral choices und peeked duh won dot lust, whale all duh otters won in strait sets. Duh same said deesh.
ACCEPTANCE. Eh heavy Guinness, with eh luv’ly bouquet ‘n creamy foam. Bitter two duh end, fur doze that head multiple peeks und chose duh won day felt was duh safest, only two sea them all loose. No said deesh, eat is heavy ‘nough bay itself.
GRIEF. Dis is a second weak special. Eh soft brown Ale, fur doze that maid duh second weak, only two loose inn duh furst die of dot list. Eh said deesh uff dip ‘fraid jalapeño’s with scorpion tails is eh most.
DISBELIEF. Eh hose specialty. Eh solid wheat ale, fur doze dot sow there peek tike eh two sets two nun lead und went two work, ‘nly two comm beck und sea duh peek lust. A said deesh of unions ‘fraid inn seal lard is recommended.
RAGE. Eh berry strung Lager. Fur doze thet went two sleep und woke up two sea there peek retired b’fore taking duh court. Comms with eh said of green ‘fraid tomatoes, ‘fraid inn balsamic vinegar.
WRATH. Another hose specialty. Eh berry strung Stout, with eh strung head, witch is wot jew wheel wont two chop off after your peek retires wiff ‘n injury after winning duh first two sets. Soul only bay duh paint.
MADNESS. Eh berry soft Pilsen, fur doze that forgot two make eh peek.

Wee half sum other beverages, butt doze oar duh hose specials. Ax ass fur oar list. Wee oar hear two please, sow feel free two cray your ey’balls out. Wee also half plenty uff hankies.

NatLee wrote: ↑Sun Jun 27, 2021 6:50 pm It always amazes me that people cant' or won't read and follow instructions. Pretty simple: type your picks using their family name (last name everywhere but China) first, like they appear in this list of picks.

ponchi101 wrote: ↑Sun Jun 27, 2021 8:09 pm Ah, M'dear, weird not shirt un duh whiskey. Wee half sum fein brends fur jew two choose:
THE HEMLOCKED QUAIL. E fein single melt from duh High Lents, aged inn casks uff C'ribbean rom. Eh steef shut fur doze dot wheel r'member morrow dot duh pool started t'day
THE LAGAPHROIG. Eh blent uff single melt and greyn, wiff strung woody flavours, witch inn reality comm from duh constr'ction timber used fur duh barrels. Bitter bay duh shut. Fur doze dot wheel mike duh same peek twice, mike'ng eat inv'lid.
THE BELVEDAVICH: Soul bay duh bottle, as eat is eh smell won. Fur duh wons dot forget two pot duh initial uff duh furst nime, lake fur duh Williams Sisters, and inv'lidate duh peek again. Tastes lake jew jest licked duh boots uf duh county surv'yor, after he woked eat twice.

Tolulops wrote: ↑Tue Jun 29, 2021 1:49 pm "MADNESS. Eh berry soft Pilsen, fur doze that forgot two make eh peek"

3 bottles, for me, 2 to drink, 1 to whack me head with (typed a pick in the reply, but failed to click submit).