2022 Roland Garros LL. Le Cafe La Guillotine

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Re: 2022 Roland Garros LL. Le Cafe La Guillotine

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ponchi101 wrote: Tue May 24, 2022 10:38 pm If you are in Paris, maybe you could try this one:
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/trav ... lotine_pub
today I picked the lovely Petra, and now this e-bar is real as I am out.

but thank you for all you TAT2 people do!
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7 poor souls (including me) just lost, IN PARIS, to a burger.
So, you don't get a fine selection of wine. No, you don't. You get this:
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And this:
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3, 1 & 4. That was embarrassing :cry:
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And 13 more souls walk in 'ere. Allez, vous sont anglais, so we 'ave a special drink for you:
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This drink, 'ere, is called a "Jean and Tonic". For this edition, it is actually a "Jeanjean & tonic".
You can 'ave a plate of your awful disgusting putrid insipid delicious fish and chips, too:
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Enjoy! See you at Wimbledon, where Evans will 'ave a better chance...
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Re: 2022 Roland Garros LL. Le Cafe La Guillotine

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Well, at least I made it to day 5 on the men's side. As long as there is some malt vinegar, I like fish & chips!
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We 'ave a special drink for this Sunday, Bloody Sunday.
It is called a BLOODY MARtYna.
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We make it with THIS vodka:
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Come! 'ave one! Or 19, which are the people that died due to Martina T.
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Re: 2022 Roland Garros LL. Le Cafe La Guillotine

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With Rune defeating Tsitsipas, I can not win the SP. Therefore, I would like a billion dollars and the most expensive vehicle.
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No money and vehicles for people still alive! Losers only :D
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patrick wrote: Mon May 30, 2022 3:27 pm With Rune defeating Tsitsipas, I can not win the SP. Therefore, I would like a billion dollars and the most expensive vehicle.
Well, you are not making it easy, but we aim to please.
We do not have a billion dollars, but we do have a MILLION DOLLAR cocktail. We serve it in a Swarovski/Bavarian crystal glass, and you must drink it at floor level to avoid dropping it.
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The recipe, in case you wonder why we charge that much:
2 shots Rutte Gin. Made with grains that have been fertilized with manure from cows that have not known bulls.
1 shot Martini Rosso vermouth. Elaborated with grapes squashed by barefoot nuns that have never even uttered a profanity and carry a chastity vow, as did their mothers, and their mothers' mothers.
1/2 shot pineapple juice. Made with pineapples grown on the windward slopes of a volcano in which 100 virgins have been sacrificed.
1/4 Griffard grenadine syrup. Griffard was the ultra-luxurious suburb in Atlantis; only Greek demi-gods were allowed to buy this ambrosia-like delicacy (don't ask how WE got one bottle)
1/2 shot pasteurized egg white. Made with eggs impregnated by the rooster that was the actual MODEL for the French Rooster logo.

About the car:
We can get you this little toy which recently auctioned for $147 MILLION. No, we are not making this up. The Mercedes Benz 300 SLR Uhlenhaut Coupe was one of TWO made, and was sold so MB would use that money for charity. It comes with a contract that if you as much as sneeze within ten meters of the entrance to the estate where you have a fireproof garage where you keep it under 24 hour surveillance by an Israeli Army commando, you have to give it back.
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I hope you don't mind if we ask, at the very least, to see your Black America Express card. Prior to serving you.
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Re: 2022 Roland Garros LL. Le Cafe La Guillotine

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Ugh....my suicide pool adventure is OVER and OUT....ugh Medvedev, really???? Bad pick!!! Awful. I really should have known better....
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New England Nitemare wrote: Mon May 30, 2022 8:51 pm Ugh....my suicide pool adventure is OVER and OUT....ugh Medvedev, really???? Bad pick!!! Awful. I really should have known better....
Can we interest you in a Black Russian? Because after such a beating, white probably does not go well with the bruises... :cry:
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And, our SP for Les Madames 'as ended, with two very worthy winners. Although you lost today, you will win the contest.
For you, we 'ave a special bottle of TASTE OF DIAMONDS, le most expensive champagne in the world, as the "label" (actually a plate) is made of platinum and is encrusted with Swarovski crystals.
Do not worry about the tab; we will sneak on to Patrick's, who is paying a rather 'efty one.
Salut, McBride10 et Riley371!
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And this just happened, messieurs...
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And 14 people get this:
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And our fine selection of Rioja's
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Try to enjoy... :ax
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