patrick wrote: ↑Mon May 30, 2022 3:27 pm
With Rune defeating Tsitsipas, I can not win the SP. Therefore, I would like a billion dollars and the most expensive vehicle.
Well, you are not making it easy, but we aim to please.
We do not have a billion dollars, but we do have a MILLION DOLLAR cocktail. We serve it in a Swarovski/Bavarian crystal glass, and you must drink it at floor level to avoid dropping it.
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The recipe, in case you wonder why we charge that much:
2 shots Rutte Gin. Made with grains that have been fertilized with manure from cows that have not known bulls.
1 shot Martini Rosso vermouth. Elaborated with grapes squashed by barefoot nuns that have never even uttered a profanity and carry a chastity vow, as did their mothers, and their mothers' mothers.
1/2 shot pineapple juice. Made with pineapples grown on the windward slopes of a volcano in which 100 virgins have been sacrificed.
1/4 Griffard grenadine syrup. Griffard was the ultra-luxurious suburb in Atlantis; only Greek demi-gods were allowed to buy this ambrosia-like delicacy (don't ask how WE got one bottle)
1/2 shot pasteurized egg white. Made with eggs impregnated by the rooster that was the actual MODEL for the French Rooster logo.
About the car:
We can get you this little toy which recently auctioned for $147 MILLION. No, we are not making this up. The Mercedes Benz 300 SLR Uhlenhaut Coupe was one of TWO made, and was sold so MB would use that money for charity. It comes with a contract that if you as much as sneeze within ten meters of the entrance to the estate where you have a fireproof garage where you keep it under 24 hour surveillance by an Israeli Army commando, you have to give it back.
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I hope you don't mind if we ask, at the very least, to see your Black America Express card. Prior to serving you.
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