Talk About Tennis 2.0

Greetings!
Welcome to Ye Axe and Block pub. We surf sum of duh fainest Ales, Guinness and Stouts in duh lund. Together with sum of duh fainest whiskies, sum select gins' n other spirits, we tray to please hear. We also half sum fain cheeps, 'n assorted local cuisine. Do tray duh haggis!
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You sea, dis place is special. All off you wheel bee hear sooner or later, victim off sum pour choice inn hour SP. Sow you mayght as well start drinking know.
You think you half a prayer off a chance? Save it!
Enjoy the premises...

Yikes!
We have barely opened and there are already 20 patrons here! Oh, we do have something special for you. As Katerina let you down a little bit, she sent you a case of Becherova, The Czech Republic's national drink: It is a herbal bitter and a digestive aid. Its distinctive taste is the result of a secret recipe based on a mix of herbs and spices. Which you will really need to digest this lose and having lasted 1:25 in this pool.
Hope you will do way better in the men's...

And, Mertens is looking really, really lost out there.
Might as well start ordering my drinks. What is Belgium's national spirit?

Do you serve Root Beer for me?

Cuckoo4Coco wrote: ↑Mon Jun 27, 2022 4:39 pm Do you serve Root Beer for me?

As this is England:
"Teens ages 16 and 17 may drink wine, beer or cider with a meal at a public establishment if purchased by an accompanying adult. Those under 18 may not drink spirits, like whiskey or rum, even if accompanying a meal."

So, if you come with an adult, we can serve you as per the laws above.
Root beer is certainly available, but we suggest our premium Ginger Beer. Non-alcoholic, of course, and locally brewed.

ponchi101 wrote: ↑Mon Jun 27, 2022 4:46 pm

Cuckoo4Coco wrote: ↑Mon Jun 27, 2022 4:39 pm Do you serve Root Beer for me?

As this is England:
"Teens ages 16 and 17 may drink wine, beer or cider with a meal at a public establishment if purchased by an accompanying adult. Those under 18 may not drink spirits, like whiskey or rum, even if accompanying a meal."

So, if you come with an adult, we can serve you as per the laws above.
Root beer is certainly available, but we suggest our premium Ginger Beer. Non-alcoholic, of course, and locally brewed.

I will try Ginger Beer. Never had that or even heard of it before. I have heard of regular beer which I find the taste of that disgusting that I have had sips of. Wine and Ciders on the other hand.

Seriously speaking, ginger beer is delicious. Easily available in the USA. Do try

ponchi101 wrote: ↑Mon Jun 27, 2022 5:06 pm Seriously speaking, ginger beer is delicious. Easily available in the USA. Do try

Does it sort of taste like Ginger Ale? I have had that.

Kai Kanepi. Kursed!

I'll have a blender drink where you forget to put the lid on before blending.

joanjettson wrote: ↑Mon Jun 27, 2022 5:35 pm I'll have a blender drink where you forget to put the lid on before blending.

Here you have a Watermelon, Strawberry and Gin daiquiri... Or not! We will clean up, worry not

Cuckoo4Coco wrote: ↑Mon Jun 27, 2022 5:30 pm ...
Does it sort of taste like Ginger Ale? I have had that.

Tastes like ginger ale, to the power of 10. Much more spicy, much more aroma.
This brand should please you:

ponchi101 wrote: ↑Mon Jun 27, 2022 5:48 pm

Cuckoo4Coco wrote: ↑Mon Jun 27, 2022 5:30 pm ...
Does it sort of taste like Ginger Ale? I have had that.

Tastes like ginger ale, to the power of 10. Much more spicy, much more aroma.
This brand should please you:
ginger beer.jpg

I will have to look for that. Thanx

Damn, quite a busy day!!!! Estonian vodka shots for 11 friends that just dropped by: Let us know what else you need. Knives, corkscrews, razor blades...