RG 23 SP Losers' Lounge: la Barre De La Honte

[mmmm8]

I am here to perform my traditional SP hara-kiri (I've been reincarnated almost as many times as there have been SPs). I plunge my sword in for picking against a player I've never heard of, a very very basic mistake. I'd also like to make sure Mandlik knows she's disgraced her mother's legacy forever and ever (or maybe just for this week).

Can I please have some absinthe to pour onto my wounds?

(My consolation is all my other considered options lost too)

[ponchi101]

We will give you two, so your imaginary death by diabetic shock will be twice as sweet... for us

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[ponchi101]

I am here to perform my traditional SP hara-kiri (I've been reincarnated almost as many times as there have been SPs. I plunge my sword in for picking against a player I've never heard of, a very very basic mistake. I'd also like to make sure Mandlik knows she's disgraced her mother's legacy forever and ever (or maybe just for this week).

Can I please have some absinthe to pour onto my wounds?

(My consolation is all my other considered options lost too)

Finally! Somebody asking for some true spirits, something to erase all memories of their horrible demise.
Death by absinthe! A whole bottle for you:

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(Then again, you have Russian blood so this is probably nothing more than your morning ration )

[motobass]

I'll take a case.

[Irena2]

Grrr, Van de Slump forever more. I would rather eat my way through a bunch of stroopwafels than drink anything. Got any?

[New England Nitemare]

Ugh....Bencic got me here. I really should have known better, she hadn't played in a minute.

Rum and Coke.....extra extra Rum, please!!!!

[ponchi101]

Grrr, Van de Slump forever more. I would rather eat my way through a bunch of stroopwafels than drink anything. Got any?

Goink to drogwn your sorrowgs in carbs and shugar, I see.
As you wish, ma cherrie

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[ponchi101]

Ugh....Bencic got me here. I really should have known better, she hadn't played in a minute.

Rum and Coke.....extra extra Rum, please!!!!

But, Monsieur, French rum is actually a pathetic concoction! Are you sure you do not want one of our other terrible poisons?


But, since you insist...

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[Irena2]

Grrr, Van de Slump forever more. I would rather eat my way through a bunch of stroopwafels than drink anything. Got any?

Goink to drogwn your sorrowgs in carbs and shugar, I see.
As you wish, ma cherrie

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MMMMmmmm, yummy looking! Thanks!

[JTContinental]

We may need some backup for the 35% of the remaining women's pool about to enter the chat...

[nelslus]

....WELL- it WOULD appear that some of us.....ahem, got Parry'd away with our reckless Kalinina picks today.

After this tournament Pool debacle, all I deserve is a refreshing Diet Coke. If also adding in a wedge of lime wouldn't be too much to ask....

[ponchi101]

....WELL- it WOULD appear that some of us.....ahem, got Parry'd away with our reckless Kalinina picks today.

After this tournament Pool debacle, all I deserve is a refreshing Diet Coke. If also adding in a wedge of lime wouldn't be too much to ask....

'ave you tried this obviously disgusting poison?

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Or do you want regular?

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Enjoy!

[ashkor87]

A Canada Dry for me..faa got me here..he really was lost out there. .I should have known better,..

[ponchi101]

A Canada Dry for me..faa got me here..he really was lost out there. .I should have known better,..

But, Monsieur Ashkor, Canada produces some of the most revolting spirits in the 'ole world! You certainly can ask for more

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Let us know if we can increase your pain via such lousy choices. You Canada Dry, 'ile you ponder what 'appened.

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[JTContinental]

....WELL- it WOULD appear that some of us.....ahem, got Parry'd away with our reckless Kalinina picks today.

After this tournament Pool debacle, all I deserve is a refreshing Diet Coke. If also adding in a wedge of lime wouldn't be too much to ask....

'ave you tried this obviously disgusting poison?
cokelime.png

Or do you want regular?
cokelime.jpg

Enjoy!

TMQ has, and can confirm it tastes like how Lemon Pledge smells.

ETA: we lost 51% of the pool today on the women's side