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Re: RG 23 SP Losers' Lounge: la Barre De La Honte
Posted: Mon May 29, 2023 8:52 pm
by mmmm8
I am here to perform my traditional SP hara-kiri (I've been reincarnated almost as many times as there have been SPs). I plunge my sword in for picking against a player I've never heard of, a very very basic mistake. I'd also like to make sure Mandlik knows she's disgraced her mother's legacy forever and ever (or maybe just for this week).
Can I please have some absinthe to pour onto my wounds?
(My consolation is all my other considered options lost too)
Re: RG 23 SP Losers' Lounge: la Barre De La Honte
Posted: Mon May 29, 2023 8:53 pm
by ponchi101
We will give you two, so your imaginary death by diabetic shock will be twice as sweet... for us
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Re: RG 23 SP Losers' Lounge: la Barre De La Honte
Posted: Mon May 29, 2023 9:04 pm
by ponchi101
mmmm8 wrote: ↑Mon May 29, 2023 8:52 pm
I am here to perform my traditional SP hara-kiri (I've been reincarnated almost as many times as there have been SPs. I plunge my sword in for picking against a player I've never heard of, a very very basic mistake. I'd also like to make sure Mandlik knows she's disgraced her mother's legacy forever and ever (or maybe just for this week).
Can I please have some absinthe to pour onto my wounds?
(My consolation is all my other considered options lost too)
Finally! Somebody asking for some true spirits, something to erase all memories of their horrible demise.
Death by absinthe! A whole bottle for you:
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(Then again, you have Russian blood so this is probably nothing more than your morning ration
)
Re: RG 23 SP Losers' Lounge: la Barre De La Honte
Posted: Mon May 29, 2023 9:49 pm
by motobass
I'll take a case.
Re: RG 23 SP Losers' Lounge: la Barre De La Honte
Posted: Mon May 29, 2023 9:51 pm
by Irena2
Grrr, Van de Slump forever more. I would rather eat my way through a bunch of stroopwafels than drink anything. Got any?
Re: RG 23 SP Losers' Lounge: la Barre De La Honte
Posted: Mon May 29, 2023 9:53 pm
by New England Nitemare
Ugh....Bencic got me here. I really should have known better, she hadn't played in a minute.
Rum and Coke.....extra extra Rum, please!!!!
Re: RG 23 SP Losers' Lounge: la Barre De La Honte
Posted: Mon May 29, 2023 10:11 pm
by ponchi101
Irena2 wrote: ↑Mon May 29, 2023 9:51 pm
Grrr, Van de Slump forever more. I would rather eat my way through a bunch of stroopwafels than drink anything. Got any?
Goink to drogwn your sorrowgs in carbs and shugar, I see.
As you wish, ma cherrie
waffles.jpg
Re: RG 23 SP Losers' Lounge: la Barre De La Honte
Posted: Mon May 29, 2023 10:12 pm
by ponchi101
New England Nitemare wrote: ↑Mon May 29, 2023 9:53 pm
Ugh....Bencic got me here. I really should have known better, she hadn't played in a minute.
Rum and Coke.....extra extra Rum, please!!!!
But, Monsieur, French rum is actually a pathetic concoction! Are you sure you do not want one of our other terrible poisons?
But, since you insist...
rum and coke.jpg
Re: RG 23 SP Losers' Lounge: la Barre De La Honte
Posted: Mon May 29, 2023 10:59 pm
by Irena2
ponchi101 wrote: ↑Mon May 29, 2023 10:11 pm
Irena2 wrote: ↑Mon May 29, 2023 9:51 pm
Grrr, Van de Slump forever more. I would rather eat my way through a bunch of stroopwafels than drink anything. Got any?
Goink to drogwn your sorrowgs in carbs and shugar, I see.
As you wish, ma cherrie
waffles.jpg
MMMMmmmm, yummy looking! Thanks!
Re: RG 23 SP Losers' Lounge: la Barre De La Honte
Posted: Tue May 30, 2023 11:02 am
by JTContinental
We may need some backup for the 35% of the remaining women's pool about to enter the chat...
Re: RG 23 SP Losers' Lounge: la Barre De La Honte
Posted: Tue May 30, 2023 2:01 pm
by nelslus
....WELL- it WOULD appear that some of us.....ahem, got Parry'd away with our reckless Kalinina picks today.
After this tournament Pool debacle, all I deserve is a refreshing Diet Coke. If also adding in a wedge of lime wouldn't be too much to ask....
Re: RG 23 SP Losers' Lounge: la Barre De La Honte
Posted: Tue May 30, 2023 2:48 pm
by ponchi101
nelslus wrote: ↑Tue May 30, 2023 2:01 pm
....WELL- it WOULD appear that some of us.....ahem, got Parry'd away with our reckless Kalinina picks today.
After this tournament Pool debacle, all I deserve is a refreshing Diet Coke. If also adding in a wedge of lime wouldn't be too much to ask....
'ave you tried this obviously disgusting poison?
cokelime.png
Or do you want regular?
cokelime.jpg
Enjoy!
Re: RG 23 SP Losers' Lounge: la Barre De La Honte
Posted: Tue May 30, 2023 4:09 pm
by ashkor87
A Canada Dry for me..faa got me here..he really was lost out there. .I should have known better,..
Re: RG 23 SP Losers' Lounge: la Barre De La Honte
Posted: Tue May 30, 2023 4:15 pm
by ponchi101
ashkor87 wrote: ↑Tue May 30, 2023 4:09 pm
A Canada Dry for me..faa got me here..he really was lost out there. .I should have known better,..
But, Monsieur Ashkor, Canada produces some of the most revolting spirits in the 'ole world! You certainly can ask for more
canada-whisky.jpg
Let us know if we can increase your pain via such lousy choices. You Canada Dry, 'ile you ponder what 'appened.
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Re: RG 23 SP Losers' Lounge: la Barre De La Honte
Posted: Tue May 30, 2023 9:44 pm
by JTContinental
ponchi101 wrote: ↑Tue May 30, 2023 2:48 pm
nelslus wrote: ↑Tue May 30, 2023 2:01 pm
....WELL- it WOULD appear that some of us.....ahem, got Parry'd away with our reckless Kalinina picks today.
After this tournament Pool debacle, all I deserve is a refreshing Diet Coke. If also adding in a wedge of lime wouldn't be too much to ask....
'ave you tried this obviously disgusting poison?
cokelime.png
Or do you want regular?
cokelime.jpg
Enjoy!
TMQ has, and can confirm it tastes like how Lemon Pledge smells.
ETA: we lost 51% of the pool today on the women's side